1: A toddler at rest will remain at rest until Momma sits down to write a blog post. A toddler in motion will continue in motion until she decides to throw herself on the ground crying because Momma can't make her pink purse appear RIGHT NOW.
2: Acceleration happens when bribes are applied to a toddler in motion. The more intent the toddler is on looking at the dead bug on the ground the better the bribe will have to be.
3: For every Momma action there is an equal and opposite toddler reaction.
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